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[luigifuckinglargo]

OH GOD I FUCKING FEEL LIKE I GOT RUN OVER BY A TRUCK UGH

AT LEAST I FINALLY STOPPED BARFING GODDAMN



BUT NOW I FEEL FUCKING DIZZY INSTEAD GODDAMN IT

Comments

[zemedic]

He probably had a cold

There there, little Largo.

[luigifuckinglargo]

SINCE WHEN DO COLDS MAKE YOU PUKE

AND I AIN'T LITTLE OKAY

[zemedic]

You vere puking a lot, veren't you...

Give me your hand.

[luigifuckinglargo]

WHAT? YEAH OKAY... IT BETTER DAMN WELL STAY ATTACHED THOUGH

[zemedic]

Vhy does everyone think that.

Just a little pinch now...

[luigifuckinglargo]

GEE I DUNNO DOC IT SURE IS A GODDAMN MYSTERY

OW! IS THIS REALLY A MEDICAL PROCEDURE

[zemedic]

Baby. You're dehydrated, dummkopf. See mine, my skin flattens back immediately. But your skin stays up - see? - because there isn't enough vater in your system.

[luigifuckinglargo]

OH

WELL AT LEAST THAT'S EASY TO FUCKING FIX. HOW MUCH WATER DO I GOTTA DRINK? AND DOES COFFEE COUNT

[zemedic]

A lot. And no. Coffee makes it vorse.

Just make sure you don't drink to the point of discomfort or pain in order to fix it quicker. Then you could get vater intoxiation. Funnily enough its symptoms are the same as dehydration.

[luigifuckinglargo]

AW DAMN

FIIIIINE I'LL DRINK BORING FUCKING WATER


WAIT, WATER INTOXICATION? THAT'S A THING???

[zemedic]

It's very very rare but it happens. I'd love to study a case of it.

[luigifuckinglargo]

UH I THINK I'LL PASS DOC BUT THANKS ANYWAY