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OH GOD I FUCKING FEEL LIKE I GOT RUN OVER BY A TRUCK UGH

AT LEAST I FINALLY STOPPED BARFING GODDAMN

BUT NOW I FEEL FUCKING DIZZY INSTEAD GODDAMN IT

I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE TO COURT MARTIAL YOU IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, PRIVATE LARGO. FLORENCE-STANCE, IF YOU KEEP ROME-ING AROUND SPOUTING THIS DRECK I WILL RIP OFF YOUR NAPLES AND SHOVE THEM INTO YOUR EYE SOCKETS. NOW GET OFF MILAN, KID.

HAHAHAHAHA I'M DYIN' HERE

i knew it

If Italien once I've told you a thousand times

He does not fight for us. He is not a private.

DOC

Perhaps you could visit Sniper again. She might need some Italiener.

THIS IS JUST GETTING OUT OF HAND, SON. THAT IS THE WURST PUN I HAVE EVER SEEN.

AW COME ON SOLLY, DON'T BE A BRAT THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THE WURST ONE YOU'BE HEARD

Ooooh. A 'wurst' pun. Very clever. You should stop trying to be clever or the stress could leave you on a bier.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

OH I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WOULD BE SUCH A SAUER KRAUT ABOUT IT.

honestly i never sausage bad jokes my entire life

I suppose I could defer to those Adler than even me.

HAHAHAHA SHE JUST MIGHT

I SEE YOU, DOC. WHY DO YOU HEAL HIM IF THAT IS THE CASE? HOW DO YOU KNOW HE IS NOT THE FABLED TENTH CLASS?

The 10th class vas before our time. No-one vill never see the likes of it again.

And besides he's too much like Spy.

WELL HE'S A BETTER SPY THAN PEPE IS. HE DOES NOT DISGUISE HIMSELF AS FURNITURE AND HE ALSO BAKES CAKE. LET'S HAVE HIM TAKE HIS PLACE.

Shhhhh ve're not supposed to know names dummkopf

WELL THAT IS BECOMING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT WHEN HE KEEPS SHOUTING IT TO EVERYBODY! THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A MAN ON THE TEAM.

... actually I can't disagree vith that.

WHAT TENTH CLASS

Vell there are 9 of us. Rumour has it that once there was a 10th.

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