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[luigifuckinglargo]

OH GOD I FUCKING FEEL LIKE I GOT RUN OVER BY A TRUCK UGH

AT LEAST I FINALLY STOPPED BARFING GODDAMN



BUT NOW I FEEL FUCKING DIZZY INSTEAD GODDAMN IT

Comments

[sorryforfovelshucking]

ATTENTION MAGGOT! I HAVE PREPARED FOR YOU SOME TASTY DESSERTS FOR YOUR SWIFT RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD.

[zemedic]

He probably had a cold

There there, little Largo.

♥♥♥

[do_you_believe_in_magic]

[luigifuckinglargo]

WHOA HEY COOKIES! I FUCKING LOVE COOKIES THANKS

[zemedic]

Soldier, he doesn't actually fight for us.

[luigifuckinglargo]

SINCE WHEN DO COLDS MAKE YOU PUKE

AND I AIN'T LITTLE OKAY

Re: ♥♥♥

[luigifuckinglargo]

IS THAT... A MOUSE RIDING A BUNNY? WHAT THE HELL? OR AM I JUST REALLY FUCKING OUT OF IT

[zemedic]

You vere puking a lot, veren't you...

Give me your hand.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

HE IS ON THE INTERN-NET THEREFORE HE IS AN INTERN. BECAUSE HE HAS APPARENTLY FALLEN ILL I WILL GIVE HIM A PASS ON LAVATORY CLEANUP DUTY FOR NOW. FIX HIM UP SOON THOUGH BECAUSE I DON'T TOLERATE LAYABOUTS.

[luigifuckinglargo]

WHAT? YEAH OKAY... IT BETTER DAMN WELL STAY ATTACHED THOUGH

[sorryforfovelshucking]

I WILL KEEP THIS ON FILE FOR WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY ROLLS AROUND, PRIVATE.

Re: ♥♥♥

[sorryforfovelshucking]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT BALD EAGLE? IT HAS TOO MANY LEGS!

[zemedic]

Vhy does everyone think that.

Just a little pinch now...

[luigifuckinglargo]

WHOA REALLY??? MAYBE I OUGHTA MAKE YOU GUYS SOME PANFORTE SOMETIME. I DON'T DO A WHOLE LOT OF COOKING BUT I CAN MAKE THAT SHIT NO PROBLEM

Re: ♥♥♥

[do_you_believe_in_magic]

[luigifuckinglargo]

GEE I DUNNO DOC IT SURE IS A GODDAMN MYSTERY

OW! IS THIS REALLY A MEDICAL PROCEDURE

Re: ♥♥♥

[sorryforfovelshucking]

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A TRUE PATRIOT, PYRO. THAT IS A FINE BIRD YOU HAVE THERE.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

WHERE IS PANFORTE? IS THAT TEUFORT'S SISTER CITY I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT? I HAVE HEARD GOOD THINGS ABOUT ITALIAN FARE, ALTHOUGH NOT AS GOOD AS AMERICAN. YOU WILL MAKE A DELECTABLE MEAL AND I WILL ENJOY IT, THAT IS AN ORDER!

[zemedic]

Baby. You're dehydrated, dummkopf. See mine, my skin flattens back immediately. But your skin stays up - see? - because there isn't enough vater in your system.

Re: ♥♥♥

[do_you_believe_in_magic]

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[luigifuckinglargo]

NAH MAN IT'S A CAKE! WITH STUFF IN IT. I HAVEN'T MADE ANY IN FUCKIN' AGES, BUT IT AIN'T THAT HARD. TELL YOU WHAT, AS SOON AS I STOP FEELING LIKE SHIT AND SNIPER GETS HER DAMN SURGERY I'LL MAKE EVERYBODY SOME PANFORTE TO CELEBRATE.

[luigifuckinglargo]

OH

WELL AT LEAST THAT'S EASY TO FUCKING FIX. HOW MUCH WATER DO I GOTTA DRINK? AND DOES COFFEE COUNT

[zemedic]

A lot. And no. Coffee makes it vorse.

Just make sure you don't drink to the point of discomfort or pain in order to fix it quicker. Then you could get vater intoxiation. Funnily enough its symptoms are the same as dehydration.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

THAT IS A PROPER SOLDIER'S ATTITUDE, PRIVATE! TAV AND I WILL BUY YOU A ROUND OF BREWS FOR THIS GLORIOUS GIFT OF FORTHCOMING CAKE. I SUPPOSE THE PISS WOMAN CAN HAVE ONE TOO, FOR HER ORDEAL.

[luigifuckinglargo]

AW DAMN

FIIIIINE I'LL DRINK BORING FUCKING WATER


WAIT, WATER INTOXICATION? THAT'S A THING???