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[luigifuckinglargo]

UUUUUUUUGH WHAT THE FUCKING SHITFUCK I FEEL LIKE SANITARIUM SQUARE SMELLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

SOMEBODY GET ME SOME GODDAMN COFFEE. AND ONE OF THESE




EXTRA

FUCKING

ONIONS

ALL THE ONIONS. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Comments

[jaratespam]

you whinger

my kidneys don't work and i'm not complaining as hard as you

get out and let medic attend to those that need it, wimp

[luigifuckinglargo]

HEY YOU'RE JUST WAITING AROUND FOR MEDIC TO DO THE DAMN SURGERY

I HAVE A GODDAMN MYSTERY DISEASE HERE

ugh i think i'm gonna barf oh jesus

[jaratespam]

if you are, make sure you do it over there. are you sure it's not just all the sick food you've been eating? you are /fine/, men are always so whiny when they're sick

[heavyweaponsanon]

you vill live, i am sure

vhat is that sandvich? *o*

[luigifuckinglargo]

UUUUUUUUUGH I DUNNO IF THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS JESUS FUCK

THAT AIN'T A SANDWICH IT'S A CHICAGO STYLE HOT DOG

[heavyweaponsanon]

oh, i know that feeling... do not die, sniper vill have to find someone else vith suit and knives to screw in jarate closet.

have you eated lots of hot dogs today?

[pickywithshoes]

Dude, like chill

You are probably sick from yelling all the time.

[luigifuckinglargo]

I ALREADY HAVE FUCKING CHILLS THANKS FOR NOTHING

WHO THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU

[pickywithshoes]

Who are you?

Look, dude, I was going to the party in the valley and took a few wrong turns. I don't know, like, then this strange glowly thing happened in the middle of the road and now I'm in this weird place.

Have some consideration for other peoples feelings.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

ARE YOU THE NEW INTERN? OF ALL THE PEOPLE THE INTERN-NET COULD HAVE SENT US, THEY GIVE US THIS CLOWN? AND SICK ALREADY? SUCK IT UP SON, YOU ALREADY LOOK TOO WIMPY TO PULL YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE AND I WON'T HAVE YOU SLACKING OFF ON MY WATCH.

[luigifuckinglargo]

I AIN'T A GODDAMN INTERN YOU NUTCASE I'M LUIGI MOTHERFUCKING LARGO

[sorryforfovelshucking]

I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S LEFT NUT IF YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF OUR GLORIOUS UNITED STATES IF YOU CANNOT FIGHT! I AM ORDERING YOU TO THE INFIRMARY THIS INSTANT, BECAUSE SOMEHOW I DO NOT THINK THAT MY USUAL ORDER OF "DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY KEGELS" WILL WORK QUITE SO WELL ON YOUR SPECIES.

[graaaves]

Well, what do we have here?

Luigi is sick and handling it with his usual charm.

Craving strange foods,
barfing and strange moods.

The coffee experiment,
Has not raised his endearment.

[luigifuckinglargo]

OH JESUS CHRIST NOT YOU TOO

HEY AMBER YOUR BOYFRIEND'S HERE COME GET HIM

[graaaves]

Shit, I'm still restocking from the last time your sister cleaned me out. She is not my girlfriend. Pure business between us, Luigi.

If the rumors are true you might be needing some SURGERY in nine months or so, let me know if you need some pure stock.

[jaratespam]

what are you doing in the infirmary

where did you even come from

are you part of the circus

you smell worse thank RED's camper on a hot day, just so you're aware.

[graaaves]

I took are wrong turn on the way to the morgue. In my line of work things do get stinky but the people I hang out with don't tend to care.

Have you considered stocking Zydrate in this fine infirmary?

[heavyweaponsanon]

stop making poem! puns are bad enough, but poetry is verse!

[zemedic]

Heavy

[luigifuckinglargo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES

[zemedic]

You probably have food poisoning. Or the rest of my team is right for once and you're pregnant, like Scout in those strange memories. Now be quiet.

[luigifuckinglargo]

FOOD POISONING? WHAT THE FUCK DID I GET FOOD POISONING FROM

AND HEY DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THAT IT'S NOT FUNNY

OR POSSIBLE

RIGHT

[zemedic]

You vould have got food poisoning from food. And I heard a rumour that the Manns tried to make it possible but they vere interrupted.

[jaratespam]

he can't be pregnant, that's not fair

[zemedic]

It's highly unlikely that he is.

But if he is, I genuinely am sorry.