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[luigifuckinglargo]

UUUUUUUUGH WHAT THE FUCKING SHITFUCK I FEEL LIKE SANITARIUM SQUARE SMELLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

SOMEBODY GET ME SOME GODDAMN COFFEE. AND ONE OF THESE




EXTRA

FUCKING

ONIONS

ALL THE ONIONS. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Comments

[zemedic]

Don't be a baby. You'll love it. All the radiation!

[luigifuckinglargo]

MMMM YEAH DELICIOUS RADIATION I LOVE ME SOME CANCER OM NOM

GOT ANY TESTS THAT DON'T KELL PEOPL-- WHAT AM I SAYING OF COURSE YOU DON'T. WHICH TESTS ARE LEAST LIKELY TO GIVE ME CANCER? I'LL DO ONE OF THOSE

[zemedic]

You're so boring.

A blood test. Like I used on Sniper.

[luigifuckinglargo]

BLOOD TEST IT IS! WHICH ARM YA WANT?

[zemedic]

Oooh! Left. I don't have a left arm for my collection yet!

[luigifuckinglargo]

...OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE DIDN'T I

LOOK JUST DRAW THE DAMN BLOOD YA VAMPIRE AND LET'S GET ON WITH IT

[zemedic]

Let me look at your elbows to check your veins.

Start pumping this fist. I don't carry new syringes vith me, only sedative ones. Stay here and I'll get one.

[luigifuckinglargo]

OKAY DOC

MAN I HOPE THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN FUCKING TREAT. BETTER NOT BE A VIRUS I GOTTA FUCKING SIT THROUGH.

[zemedic]

Baby.

Now, just a little needle...

[luigifuckinglargo]

YEAH YEAH HERE'S THE PART WHERE YOU JAB ME WITH POINTY THINGS COMPLETELY PLATONICALLY YAWN

[zemedic]

The enjoyment of jabbing men vith pointy things is completely platonic.

There. All done.

[luigifuckinglargo]

YEAH YEAH. YOU DON'T LIKE MEN AND I DON'T FLIRT WITH ENGAGED WOMEN. WHICH MAKES THIS PRETTY BORING NOT GONNA LIE. WHAT A WASTE OF JABBING WITH POINTY THINGS.

HOW LONG'S IT GONNA TAKE TO RUN WHATEVER TEST YOU'RE GONNA DO

[zemedic]

I did the pregnancy test! Good news, Luigi!

[luigifuckinglargo]

OKAY YOU CAN'T FUCKING KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE HERE GODDAMMIT

[zemedic]

We're going to be aunts!

[luigifuckinglargo]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU BETTER BE FUCKING SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW

[zemedic]

OF COURSE I AM

[luigifuckinglargo]

OH THANK FUCKING GOD

LOOK I'M FUCKING SICK MY BRAIN AIN'T WORKING SO HOT RIGHT NOW

[heavyweaponsanon]

of course not! you are not so tiny she can do that

i vill go avay again...

[heavyweaponsanon]

doktor is not vampire! she does not even drink blood most of time

and not from neck, anyvay

haha ha um

[zemedic]

You love it, Liebe.

[heavyweaponsanon]

yes but that vas complete tasteless remark

am embarrassed vith myself :[

i vill go avay now and vash gun

[luigifuckinglargo]

HEY MAN WHATEVER YOU AND THE DOC DO ON YOUR OWN TIME IS YOUR OWN BUSINESS

[zemedic]

And during battle, it's on company time.

[luigifuckinglargo]

HEY IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO HAVE FUN AND GET PAID AT THE SAME TIME THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE BEST RIGHT THERE