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UUUUUUUUGH WHAT THE FUCKING SHITFUCK I FEEL LIKE SANITARIUM SQUARE SMELLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

SOMEBODY GET ME SOME GODDAMN COFFEE. AND ONE OF THESE

EXTRA

FUCKING

ONIONS

ALL THE ONIONS. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

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you whinger

my kidneys don't work and i'm not complaining as hard as you

get out and let medic attend to those that need it, wimp

HEY YOU'RE JUST WAITING AROUND FOR MEDIC TO DO THE DAMN SURGERY

I HAVE A GODDAMN MYSTERY DISEASE HERE

ugh i think i'm gonna barf oh jesus

if you are, make sure you do it over there. are you sure it's not just all the sick food you've been eating? you are /fine/, men are always so whiny when they're sick

ugh okay man i hate puking

HEY I DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING WEIRD BEFORE I STARTED FEELING LIKE A GODDAMNED MICROWAVED CORPSE UGH

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY CAN'T I FEEL MY ASS

come over here, let me make sure i can still feel your ass

OH GOD I'M TOO SICK TO BE INTO THAT BUT WHATEVER YOU SAY

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD BE THAT SICK

jeezus christy

you'll be alright you whiner

pap pap

shoosh

UUUUUUUUGH WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE STOMACH CRAMPS THESE ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING LONG IT TOOK ME TO EVEN STAGGER DOWN HERE

UGH I'M GONNA FUCKING RUIN THIS SUIT WITH SWEAT GODDAMN

ok ok, lay down and i'll get you some water

are you going to hork again

do you want a blanket

thanks sniper. i uh, think i'm out of chunks to blow. i hope.

...yeah i want a blanket. please.

just lay there and try to be quiet, you might feel better if you take off your shoes and your gloves at least. poor baby; i hope you don't spread this to the team! we have a big fight coming up.

i- yeah okay. probably oughta take the jacket off too.

do you guys even stay sick what with the respawn and all?

i've never been sick for more than a day! but i have a great immune system thanks to my theory. you can never roll in your own filth too much, i always say.

there now. i don't usually play nursemaid but you do look rather pale and pathetic.

i don't usually get sick either i don't know what the fuck is happening. uhhhh if that's some sort of jarate closet invitation i'll be happy to take you up on it when i can move without wincing. you know, and when medic lets you out of here.

thanks. i mean it. if medic shows up and fixes me up anytime soon, want me to go get you something? like real food?

real food would be something. maybe one of those hot doggies you were eating?

and stay out of my jarate closet, everything in there is the only jarate i have these days :c

sure thing. you want a chicago style one like i had? hey or maybe barbecued sausage? i think i remember that being an australian thing...

yeah okay. wouldn't be much fucking point going in there by myself anyway.

a barbecued sausage or two sounds ace. take off your pants, and i'll go find pyro...

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Edited 2012-11-15 06:01 (UTC)

i hope you brought your flamethrower!

it werfs flammen, as medic would say

mmhmm!

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NO WE ARE NOT

HEY

HEY

I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE

BUT FINE

crikey you must be sick if you're trying to be bloody nice

why would you ever be nice

what's your angle here

FINE I WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN THEN.

EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BEING NICE TO ME WHILE I'M SICK AND NOBODY'S EVER FUCKING NICE TO ME WHILE I'M SICK AND THEN I might have felt bad that you're still sick so i thought maybe i could do something nice WELL NEVERMIND THEN