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[luigifuckinglargo]

UUUUUUUUGH WHAT THE FUCKING SHITFUCK I FEEL LIKE SANITARIUM SQUARE SMELLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

SOMEBODY GET ME SOME GODDAMN COFFEE. AND ONE OF THESE




EXTRA

FUCKING

ONIONS

ALL THE ONIONS. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Comments

[jaratespam]

i've never been sick for more than a day! but i have a great immune system thanks to my theory. you can never roll in your own filth too much, i always say.

there now. i don't usually play nursemaid but you do look rather pale and pathetic.

[luigifuckinglargo]

i don't usually get sick either i don't know what the fuck is happening. uhhhh if that's some sort of jarate closet invitation i'll be happy to take you up on it when i can move without wincing. you know, and when medic lets you out of here.

thanks. i mean it. if medic shows up and fixes me up anytime soon, want me to go get you something? like real food?

[jaratespam]

real food would be something. maybe one of those hot doggies you were eating?

and stay out of my jarate closet, everything in there is the only jarate i have these days :c

[luigifuckinglargo]

sure thing. you want a chicago style one like i had? hey or maybe barbecued sausage? i think i remember that being an australian thing...

yeah okay. wouldn't be much fucking point going in there by myself anyway.

[jaratespam]

a barbecued sausage or two sounds ace. take off your pants, and i'll go find pyro...

[do_you_believe_in_magic]

huddah! (￣▽￣)ノ

urr wuh hurrving uh wurrneh rrrsht? (✿◠‿◠)

[jaratespam]

i hope you brought your flamethrower!

it werfs flammen, as medic would say

[do_you_believe_in_magic]

mmhmm!

( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ ☆.。.:*・°

[luigifuckinglargo]

NO WE ARE NOT

[luigifuckinglargo]

HEY

HEY

I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE

BUT FINE

[jaratespam]

crikey you must be sick if you're trying to be bloody nice

why would you ever be nice

what's your angle here

[luigifuckinglargo]

FINE I WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN THEN.

EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BEING NICE TO ME WHILE I'M SICK AND NOBODY'S EVER FUCKING NICE TO ME WHILE I'M SICK AND THEN I might have felt bad that you're still sick so i thought maybe i could do something nice WELL NEVERMIND THEN

[jaratespam]

i was only being nice because you were looking even more pathetic and pale than RED's arse and i felt bad ok

and if we're gonna be stuck in here together we should at least help each other out

[luigifuckinglargo]

SEE EXACTLY. AND THEN YOU WERE BEING NICE SO I WAS GONNA BE NICE BUT WHATEVER. I CAN GO BACK TO FUCKING IRRITATING IF YOU LIKE THAT BETTER

......WAAAAAAAAIT. DO YOU LIKE THAT BETTER? IS THAT WHY YOU ALWAYS GET PISSY WHEN I TRY TO BE NICE?

[jaratespam]

when you're irritating you're really bloody irritating

it makes the moments you're quiet or totally incoherent better

[luigifuckinglargo]

HUH

WHAT'S THE RATIO ON THAT? LIKE ALL THAT NICE BEFORE, HOW LOUD DO I GOTTA BE TO CANCEL THAT OUT?

I WANNA KNOW BECAUSE REASONS

[jaratespam]

we've got a lot of time in this infirmary to find out

[luigifuckinglargo]

OOOH YEAH oh i guess i better keep it down in here though, medic doesn't like it when people are loud in her infirmary

[do_you_believe_in_magic]

uh wurrneh rrrsht wuhld brr nrshe 〈(°ヘ°)

[luigifuckinglargo]

NOT THE KIND SNIPER WAS TALKING ABOUT


...MAN SMORES SOUND GOOD THOUGH. CAN WE MAKE SMORES?

[do_you_believe_in_magic]

(◡‿◡✿)

[luigifuckinglargo]

AW MAN THANKS PYRO YOU RULE

HOPEFULLY I CAN EAT THESE WITHOUT BARFING AGAIN