luigifuckinglargo | (no subject)

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...FUCK

i sure did, i've boned her all over pretty much every battelfield we've been part of

UH

You have time to bone on the battlefield? Vhat about the little fiddly bits? A proper boning is delicate vork.

crikey luigi you've lost your tongue

it's almost as though someone's cut it out

Vhat? I've done it.

there's no real delicate bits to boning the spy

a quick slash up and down and bam, you're done. i think you put too much thought into things, doc.

I UH

WHICH KIND OF BONING THOUGH?

I MEAN EITHER IS HOT, BUT... OR WAIT. WAAAAAAAIT. BOTH AT ONCE? I UH

That's just a quick kill! Not that that's a bad thing but I boned someone and left them alive after. That's doing it properly.

JESUS CHRIST THIS CONVERSATION IS GONNA KILL ME

hey don't throw a wobbly there, if you want to try boning sometime i'd be happy to show you a thing or two once engie gets you in the system

spy's an easy first candidate

Vhat? You know another vay to bone?

I GUESS THAT DOESN'T TRANSLATE. IT'S SLANG FOR FUCKING.

... vhy's that? You look a little red but nothing fatal ye.t.

OKAY NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING TEASING ME

...I'LL BE BACK.

Vhy vould he vant to be boned in the first place? I lost my license for boning the vrong person at the vrong time. Though if he vants I von't turn down the opportunity.

i vould not be surprised if he knows many vays to bone!

what where are you going

i was about to instuct you now you'll never know how to do it properly and you're going to get yourself blown down into a puddle

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was

oh noooo! i did not think it vould come to this, that i have to vorry you vill bone luigi...

...FUCK.

YEAH, I'LL BE BACK IN A WHILE.

well i was thinking he could try the boning because it is fun! but he has to practise a bit first

YUP

I DID NOT KNOW VHAT THAT MEANT

FUCKING ENGLISH