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[luigifuckinglargo]

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[zemedic]

So. Except for us losing, that vas a typical battle. Are you frightened yet?

[luigifuckinglargo]

THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKING GREAT! SHOOTING PEOPLE ISN'T MY FAVORITE WAY TO WATCH 'EM DIE, BUT IT'S NOT BAD

[zemedic]

Normally it vouldn't be my favourite either but after so long vith Heavy and her minigun it's grown on me a lot. Next time I'll see if I can take down Spy vith the needlegun. She didn't attempt to get me today... she vas probably busy up in the nest with our Sniper.

[jaratespam]

hey shut it doc

i havent gotten any in a long time ok idk what's up with her

[zemedic]

That's your own fault

I'm not complaining. Any battle vithout her knife is a good one.

[jaratespam]

it is /not/ my own fault, she just stopped showing one day and that was the end of that and you have no idea what it's like so can it

[zemedic]

Maybe I have her head in my fridge. Like that nightmare Pepe had.

[jaratespam]

do you tho

do you

if you do you should probably tell me bc reasons i have a right to know

[zemedic]

You could go and check.

[jaratespam]

no way, last time i found a sandwich that looked like it had been in there for at least a month

does heavy really eat that garbage?

[zemedic]

A sandvich vould never be left in there for at least a month. She vould have eaten it, she needs to keep her strength up. Vhat do you have against sandviches?

[jaratespam]

the mayonnaise

it's disgusting :(

[luigifuckinglargo]

SHIT THAT MINIGUN WAS PRETTY FUCKING SWEET TOO

HOW MANY NEEDLES DOES IT USUALLY TAKE TO DOWN SOMEBODY? ASSUMING YOU DON'T GET LIKE A NECK SHOT OR SOMETHING

[zemedic]

I normally finish off someone who is skulking around looking for the bandages planted on the battlefield so they're not in the best of health. Maybe 2 or 3 clips, vith 30 needles in each.

[luigifuckinglargo]

NEEDLES DON'T REALLY DO MUCH DAMAGE UNLESS YOU PUT SOMETHING EXCITING IN 'EM I GUESS

WHAT ABOUT THAT BONESAW? THAT LOOKS LIKE GODDAMN GOOD TIME AND A HALF

[zemedic]

Haha, normally I'm chasing someone vith the bonesaw. It takes a few hits to down someone unless I get lucky and hit a tendon or muscle. I also have adjustments to the basic bonesaw, vith a large syringe attached. People run avay even faster from those.

[luigifuckinglargo]

HAHAHAHA FUCK YES THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. CLOSE ENOUGH TO FEEL THE SPLATTER WHEN YOU TEAR INTO THEM! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO CHANGE SHIRTS AFTERWARDS IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT

[jaratespam]

tbh

[luigifuckinglargo]

I'M SORRY I WAS THINKING ABOUT DISMEMBERING AGAIN

[jaratespam]

its a nice thought isnt it? i think you've got the hang of this merc thing

[luigifuckinglargo]

IT'S A GREAT THOUGHT

SPEAKING OF GREAT THOUGHTS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FUCKING THING: http://i.imgur.com/wNsXO.jpg

I NEED IT. FOR THINGS.

[zemedic]

Yess, and vhen you turn your wrist so you don't hit bone but go deeper into the body, that feeling of triumph and a job vell done! Though I still prefer the close-up of surgery vhere delicacy and accuracy is vhat's needed instead of strength. To hold such power in a tiny little blade.

[luigifuckinglargo]

FUCK. YES.

THINK I'M GONNA NEED ME A BONESAW. FOR UH. STUFF. LATER.

YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WORK AFTER YOU GET OUTTA THIS PLACE, GENECO COULD PROBABLY USE YOU AS A REPO MAN. OR A surGEN I GUESS, BUT I THINK YOU'D LIKE THE REPO WORK BETTER THOUGH TO BE HONEST.

[zemedic]

Could your Gene Co pay as much as the Manns? I am a mercenary, after all, as vell as a doctor. Vas a doctor. It still counts.

[luigifuckinglargo]

WELL I OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE PAYING YOU, BUT WE PAY OUR REPO MEN REALLY FUCKING WELL OKAY. GIVEN THE QUALIFICATIONS WE'D HAVE TO. CAN'T MAKE PEOPLE GO OFF TO MED SCHOOL AND THEN NOT FUCKING PAY THEM.