luigifuckinglargo | (no subject)

UGH THAT'S FUCKING GROSS TOO, BUT IT LEAST IT ISN'T GODDAMNED SEMEN

WAIT THAT'S WHY YOU ASKED ABOUT KIDNEYS

SO YOU COULD THROW MORE PISS AT PEOPLE?

there's no slack on the battlefield, /maggot/

as for the mad milk, if it works it works. we all have improvised weapons at some point or another but i think scout's the only one who's taken to making biohazards out of someone else's body fluids. she crossed a line in all our books, mate

well, yes, i've gotten good at jarate and i'd like to keep up the art, but lately it's been a weird color and my back's always hurting

says the man who sprays it at a little bit of knife comparison talk

i'm surprised you've never fought with a bayonet for your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness because you sure are a fucking minuteman

WE'RE NOT ON ANY GODDAMN BATTLEFIELD RIGHT NOW

YEAH OKAY FINE, BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING GROSS.

He has been suddenly thrown on a team of 8 woman who are and have been in various relationships. Not counting your Spy of course. Isn't that the fantasy of a lot of men? Even your mustached countrymen?

YUP, SOUNDS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR SOME NEW KIDNEYS. I CAN GET YOU A GENECO BROCHURE IF YOU WANT.

i wouldn't know, i don't tend to ask mundy what he likes or is interested in

but if this is what all men are like, heavy is right, they're sexual /babies/

HEY WEREN'T YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW LONG I WAS GONE EARLIER? MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND.

Sniper disagrees just to be disagreeable.

FUCKING THANK YOU! GOOD LOOKING WOMEN WITH KNIVES AND GUNS AND SHIT WHO WOULDN'T NEED TO TAKE A BREAK ONCE IN A WHILE

...WAITAMINUTE. RELATIONSHIPS?

i reckoned you had a hard time locating monsieur blu's viagra stash

JUST MAKIN' DISAGREEABLE CONVERSATION, DOC. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

MAKIN' FUN OF A GUY'S DICK IS A LOW BLOW THOUGH...

Ha, I do agree vith you about the good looking vomen vith knives and guns.

You've met my fiancee, you know. She's the one vith the minigun.

WHO THE FUCK NEEDS VIAGRA YOU PISS THROWING NEW ZEALANDER

c:

hello!

yes, some people have relationship not vith their hand.

NOW THATS TOO FUCKING FAR

just because i'm not strong and i cant grow a mustache and there was that ONE thing with that ONE sheep that ONE fucking time

i'm a dinkum aussie dammit

NOT STRONG? WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW WHAT KIND OF ARM YOU NEED TO USE A KNIFE THAT SIZE AND--

MUSTACHE?? SHEEP???? OKAY WHAT THE FUCK. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE TALKING TO MY BROTHER, HE'S THE ONE INTO WEIRD SHIT LIKE THAT

WELL I GUESS I KNOW WHY I'M STUCK WITH MY GODDAMN HAND FOR COMPANY AROUND HERE NOW HUH

I LIKE YOUR MINIGUN BY THE WAY IT'S FUCKING AMAZING

it's hard coming of age as a mustacheless, awkward queer farmgirl in the middle of the countryside without your own father's approval ok, how dare you judge me

fuck will someone please put out a bug zapper these gnats keep flying into my eyes and making them water

FUCKING THANK YOU. THAT SHIT'S HOT OKA--

OH. OHHHHH. YEAH OKAY.

...YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT USING KNIVES ON ME IF YOU'VE GOT A FIANCEE. UNLESS YOU'RE SWINGERS OR SOMETHING.

Please don't let Heavy hear you say something like that. She's - tender about that sort of thing. I have a history.

I operate on all the team. It's in my contract. Now vith Heavy I can operate for fun, just not that sort of fun. Not that I ever did that.

UH SHIT I WASN'T--

LOOK WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANYONE'S DAD KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING. MY POPS DECIDED HE WANTED A COMPLETE FUCKING STRANGER TO RUN HIS COMPANY INSTEAD OF HIS GODDAMN FIRSTBORN SON.

~~CHRIST, IS EVERYONE HERE A GODDAMN LESBIAN~~

she is very nice, yes? you know just vhat to say to voman, is vonder you vill still be stuck vith only hand. this minigun veighs 150 kilograms and fires 2,400 rounds per minute -- not 10,000, like stupid red heavy calculated, but still good, yes? and vith close enough range, she can turn human being into goulash faster than you can blink! is based on tank-mounted model from --

haha, but you do not need entire technical details...