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Date: 2012-10-30 05:44 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jaratespam
there's no slack on the battlefield, /maggot/

as for the mad milk, if it works it works. we all have improvised weapons at some point or another but i think scout's the only one who's taken to making biohazards out of someone else's body fluids. she crossed a line in all our books, mate

Date: 2012-10-30 05:45 am (UTC)
jaratespam: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaratespam
well, yes, i've gotten good at jarate and i'd like to keep up the art, but lately it's been a weird color and my back's always hurting

Date: 2012-10-30 05:47 am (UTC)
jaratespam: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaratespam
says the man who sprays it at a little bit of knife comparison talk

i'm surprised you've never fought with a bayonet for your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness because you sure are a fucking minuteman

Date: 2012-10-30 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zemedic
He has been suddenly thrown on a team of 8 woman who are and have been in various relationships. Not counting your Spy of course. Isn't that the fantasy of a lot of men? Even your mustached countrymen?

Date: 2012-10-30 05:52 am (UTC)
jaratespam: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaratespam
i wouldn't know, i don't tend to ask mundy what he likes or is interested in

but if this is what all men are like, heavy is right, they're sexual /babies/

Date: 2012-10-30 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zemedic
Sniper disagrees just to be disagreeable.

Date: 2012-10-30 05:57 am (UTC)
jaratespam: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaratespam
i reckoned you had a hard time locating monsieur blu's viagra stash

Date: 2012-10-30 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zemedic
Ha, I do agree vith you about the good looking vomen vith knives and guns.

You've met my fiancee, you know. She's the one vith the minigun.

Date: 2012-10-30 06:02 am (UTC)
heavyweaponsanon: (demo is credit to team)
From: [personal profile] heavyweaponsanon
c:

hello!

yes, some people have relationship not vith their hand.

Date: 2012-10-30 06:03 am (UTC)
jaratespam: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaratespam
NOW THATS TOO FUCKING FAR

just because i'm not strong and i cant grow a mustache and there was that ONE thing with that ONE sheep that ONE fucking time

i'm a dinkum aussie dammit

Date: 2012-10-30 06:10 am (UTC)
jaratespam: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaratespam
it's hard coming of age as a mustacheless, awkward queer farmgirl in the middle of the countryside without your own father's approval ok, how dare you judge me

fuck will someone please put out a bug zapper these gnats keep flying into my eyes and making them water

Date: 2012-10-30 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zemedic
Please don't let Heavy hear you say something like that. She's - tender about that sort of thing. I have a history.

I operate on all the team. It's in my contract. Now vith Heavy I can operate for fun, just not that sort of fun. Not that I ever did that.

Date: 2012-10-30 06:19 am (UTC)
heavyweaponsanon: (demo is credit to team)
From: [personal profile] heavyweaponsanon
she is very nice, yes? you know just vhat to say to voman, is vonder you vill still be stuck vith only hand. this minigun veighs 150 kilograms and fires 2,400 rounds per minute -- not 10,000, like stupid red heavy calculated, but still good, yes? and vith close enough range, she can turn human being into goulash faster than you can blink! is based on tank-mounted model from --

haha, but you do not need entire technical details...
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