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[luigifuckinglargo]

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[luigifuckinglargo]

OH. WELL UH. IF I'M GONNA THINK THAT ABOUT KNIVES, AND YOU'RE GONNA THINK THAT ABOUT KNIVES, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT KNIVES TOGETHER ANYMORE THEN. IF YOU'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING, DON'T FUCKING MESS IT UP.

[jaratespam]

i guess everyone in the world has some kind of daddy issues THANKS DAD

probably the only people here truly committed to that label are heavy and medic, although pyro is strictly off limits and if i see you even look at scout wrong i will run you up the flag pole by your wang

[luigifuckinglargo]

HEY I'M NOT USUALLY STUCK WITH JUST MY HAND YOU KNOW. USUALLY THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF WOMEN TRYING FOR A SHOT AT A LARGO, AND ME IN PARTICULAR. I JUST UH, DIDN'T REALIZE THE WOMEN AROUND HERE WEREN'T INTO MEN.

DAMN THAT IS A LOT OF GUN. MORE OF A KNIFE MAN MYSELF, BUT THAT IS A NICE FUCKING FIREARM.

[luigifuckinglargo]

OH WAIT, REALLY?

AND DON'T WORRY AFTER HEARING ABOUT THE JIZZ THROWING, I WON'T BE LOOKING AT SCOUT EXCEPT TO STAY OUT OF RANGE.

[jaratespam]

engie was with monsieur blu for awhile. she might still be? i don't know how she's not sick of him, she's so brilliant and he's such a drongo. demo likes both the man and lady soldier, our soldier is ablaze with passion for war (and her shovel), our spy's unfortunately for you straight, and like i said pyro and scout are none of your damn business

[heavyweaponsanon]

not everyone is lesbians! but engineer is vith spy, and demo is vith scout and might explode important part off you, and i am never sure about anything vith sniper but you have been trying it very long time vith her and i think she still likes sheeps better...

[luigifuckinglargo]

WHOA OKAY I DIDN'T NEED EVERYONE'S GODDAMN LIFE STORY

I THINK YOU LEFT ONE OUT THOUGH

[luigifuckinglargo]

OKAY FINE, LESBIANS OR OFF LIMITS OR NOT FUCKING INTO ME. WHAT THE FUCK EVER. THE END RESULT IS THE SAME ON MY END WHICHEVER WAY.

[jaratespam]

oh, i was with the RED spy, and then she cheated on me with our scout's mum, and then i cheated on her with our scout, and then i was with our scout's mum, and then the RED spy AND our scout's mum, and i'm trying to get pregnant by RED sniper but he doesn't know that, he thinks we're /fair dinkum rootin buddies/ that peasant. i just want his dna because he might actually be a better shot than me much as it pains me to admit it.

(and i guess this is as good a time as any to mention no one gets between me and my hero worship on saxton hale. no, it's not embarrassing. it's a requisite of my nationality)

so that's my life story anyway

[luigifuckinglargo]

THAT SOUNDS... COMPLICATED.

[heavyweaponsanon]

exactly. point is, no boning. except vith knives!

but knives are good. ve can go back to talking about knives!

[jaratespam]

not so much. that wasn't a very professional period of my life, but with RED spy gone so much i've managed to maintain a lot more simple of a life now. romantical relationships just get in the way and can be silly, don't you think?

[luigifuckinglargo]

YEAH, YEAH. I GET IT. ONLY ONE KIND OF BONING.

I DUNNO, I LIKE TO USE KNIVES IN BOTH KINDS OF BONING SO THAT MIGHT NOT BE TOO SMART. I THINK YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT THAT MINIGUN, THOUGH.

[luigifuckinglargo]

OH SURE, ROMANCE IS JUST A FUCK UP WAITING TO HAPPEN. I DON'T BOTHER WITH THAT SHIT.

[jaratespam]

high five to that, mate! i like your style

[luigifuckinglargo]

 

[heavyweaponsanon]

haha, yes, minigun! she is named sasha. i modified her myself from soviet tank-model gun. is not really good design for carrying by person, but is okay for me. she fires two-hundred dollar custom-tooled cartridges...

[luigifuckinglargo]

SHIT, THAT'S FROM A TANK? GODDAMN

[heavyweaponsanon]

yes! C:

[luigifuckinglargo]

DAAAAAAMN