luigifuckinglargo | (no subject)

Maybe I have her head in my fridge. Like that nightmare Pepe had.

do you tho

do you

if you do you should probably tell me bc ~~reasons~~ i have a right to know

You could go and check.

no way, last time i found a sandwich that looked like it had been in there for at least a month

does heavy really eat that garbage?

A sandvich vould never be left in there for at least a month. She vould have eaten it, she needs to keep her strength up. Vhat do you have against sandviches?

the mayonnaise

it's disgusting :(

... actually I can't argue much vith you there.

how can you even kiss her knowing thats on her breath :( you must really love her, doc

I do. I really, really do.

that's fucking adorable as hell

i'm cryin a single tear here doc

meeeediccccccc

CALL MEDIC OFF THE BATTLEFIELD ONE MORE TIME AND I SVEAR I VILL -

I'm sounding like Engineer and 'need a dispenser here', aren't I.

oh come on, i know using the medigun feels just as good for you as it does for the one being healed

don't even pretend you don't like people calling for medic

I like the healing vell enough, even if it's not as revarding as the hurting. Vhat I don't like is the shouting to annoy me or to be overhealed vhen I already have a patient.

Speaking of the medigun, have I ever uber'd you? Perhaps a Kritz uber vould be interesting to try if you shoot as fast as you can.

i never have been ubered, thought i've asked for it! i guess it's not practical, really.

although i can shoot pretty fast