luigifuckinglargo | (no subject)

i sure did, i've boned her all over pretty much every battelfield we've been part of

You have time to bone on the battlefield? Vhat about the little fiddly bits? A proper boning is delicate vork.

there's no real delicate bits to boning the spy

a quick slash up and down and bam, you're done. i think you put too much thought into things, doc.

That's just a quick kill! Not that that's a bad thing but I boned someone and left them alive after. That's doing it properly.

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