scout's jealous of RED scout, who manufactures his own, so for awhile when our spy was unpartnered she was sneaking around with a collection bottle because he's so stupid he didn't even notice
now that our spy's partnered up, scout's been carrying bonk! onto the battlefield again but i can tell she's still envious of the RED scout, especially when we use robots. it's a prime way to slow the buggers down.
as for the mad milk, if it works it works. we all have improvised weapons at some point or another but i think scout's the only one who's taken to making biohazards out of someone else's body fluids. she crossed a line in all our books, mate
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scout's jealous of RED scout, who manufactures his own, so for awhile when our spy was unpartnered she was sneaking around with a collection bottle because he's so stupid he didn't even notice
now that our spy's partnered up, scout's been carrying bonk! onto the battlefield again but i can tell she's still envious of the RED scout, especially when we use robots. it's a prime way to slow the buggers down.
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN GET THE IDEA TO THROW JIZZ IN THE FIRST PACE, CHRIST. SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING PAVI'D DO, THAT FUCKING PERVERT.
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as for the mad milk, if it works it works. we all have improvised weapons at some point or another but i think scout's the only one who's taken to making biohazards out of someone else's body fluids. she crossed a line in all our books, mate
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YEAH OKAY FINE, BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING GROSS.