He has been suddenly thrown on a team of 8 woman who are and have been in various relationships. Not counting your Spy of course. Isn't that the fantasy of a lot of men? Even your mustached countrymen?
OH. WELL UH. IF I'M GONNA THINK THAT ABOUT KNIVES, AND YOU'RE GONNA THINK THAT ABOUT KNIVES, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT KNIVES TOGETHER ANYMORE THEN. IF YOU'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING, DON'T FUCKING MESS IT UP.
she is very nice, yes? you know just vhat to say to voman, is vonder you vill still be stuck vith only hand. this minigun veighs 150 kilograms and fires 2,400 rounds per minute -- not 10,000, like stupid red heavy calculated, but still good, yes? and vith close enough range, she can turn human being into goulash faster than you can blink! is based on tank-mounted model from --
haha, but you do not need entire technical details...
HEY I'M NOT USUALLY STUCK WITH JUST MY HAND YOU KNOW. USUALLY THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF WOMEN TRYING FOR A SHOT AT A LARGO, AND ME IN PARTICULAR. I JUST UH, DIDN'T REALIZE THE WOMEN AROUND HERE WEREN'T INTO MEN.
DAMN THAT IS A LOT OF GUN. MORE OF A KNIFE MAN MYSELF, BUT THAT IS A NICE FUCKING FIREARM.
not everyone is lesbians! but engineer is vith spy, and demo is vith scout and might explode important part off you, and i am never sure about anything vith sniper but you have been trying it very long time vith her and i think she still likes sheeps better...
it's hard coming of age as a mustacheless, awkward queer farmgirl in the middle of the countryside without your own father's approval ok, how dare you judge me
fuck will someone please put out a bug zapper these gnats keep flying into my eyes and making them water
LOOK WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANYONE'S DAD KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING. MY POPS DECIDED HE WANTED A COMPLETE FUCKING STRANGER TO RUN HIS COMPANY INSTEAD OF HIS GODDAMN FIRSTBORN SON.
i guess everyone in the world has some kind of daddy issues THANKS DAD
probably the only people here truly committed to that label are heavy and medic, although pyro is strictly off limits and if i see you even look at scout wrong i will run you up the flag pole by your wang
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i'm surprised you've never fought with a bayonet for your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness because you sure are a fucking minuteman
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but if this is what all men are like, heavy is right, they're sexual /babies/
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...WAITAMINUTE. RELATIONSHIPS?
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You've met my fiancee, you know. She's the one vith the minigun.
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OH. OHHHHH. YEAH OKAY.
...YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT USING KNIVES ON ME IF YOU'VE GOT A FIANCEE. UNLESS YOU'RE SWINGERS OR SOMETHING.
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I operate on all the team. It's in my contract. Now vith Heavy I can operate for fun, just not that sort of fun. Not that I ever did that.
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hello!
yes, some people have relationship not vith their hand.
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I LIKE YOUR MINIGUN BY THE WAY IT'S FUCKING AMAZING
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haha, but you do not need entire technical details...
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DAMN THAT IS A LOT OF GUN. MORE OF A KNIFE MAN MYSELF, BUT THAT IS A NICE FUCKING FIREARM.
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but knives are good. ve can go back to talking about knives!
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MAKIN' FUN OF A GUY'S DICK IS A LOW BLOW THOUGH...
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just because i'm not strong and i cant grow a mustache and there was that ONE thing with that ONE sheep that ONE fucking time
i'm a dinkum aussie dammit
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MUSTACHE?? SHEEP???? OKAY WHAT THE FUCK. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE TALKING TO MY BROTHER, HE'S THE ONE INTO WEIRD SHIT LIKE THAT
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fuck will someone please put out a bug zapper these gnats keep flying into my eyes and making them water
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LOOK WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANYONE'S DAD KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING. MY POPS DECIDED HE WANTED A COMPLETE FUCKING STRANGER TO RUN HIS COMPANY INSTEAD OF HIS GODDAMN FIRSTBORN SON.
CHRIST, IS EVERYONE HERE A GODDAMN LESBIANno subject
probably the only people here truly committed to that label are heavy and medic, although pyro is strictly off limits and if i see you even look at scout wrong i will run you up the flag pole by your wang
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