luigifuckinglargo | (no subject)

He has been suddenly thrown on a team of 8 woman who are and have been in various relationships. Not counting your Spy of course. Isn't that the fantasy of a lot of men? Even your mustached countrymen?

i wouldn't know, i don't tend to ask mundy what he likes or is interested in

but if this is what all men are like, heavy is right, they're sexual /babies/

FUCKING THANK YOU! GOOD LOOKING WOMEN WITH KNIVES AND GUNS AND SHIT WHO WOULDN'T NEED TO TAKE A BREAK ONCE IN A WHILE

...WAITAMINUTE. RELATIONSHIPS?

Ha, I do agree vith you about the good looking vomen vith knives and guns.

You've met my fiancee, you know. She's the one vith the minigun.

FUCKING THANK YOU. THAT SHIT'S HOT OKA--

OH. OHHHHH. YEAH OKAY.

...YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT USING KNIVES ON ME IF YOU'VE GOT A FIANCEE. UNLESS YOU'RE SWINGERS OR SOMETHING.

Please don't let Heavy hear you say something like that. She's - tender about that sort of thing. I have a history.

I operate on all the team. It's in my contract. Now vith Heavy I can operate for fun, just not that sort of fun. Not that I ever did that.

OH. WELL UH. IF I'M GONNA THINK THAT ABOUT KNIVES, AND YOU'RE GONNA THINK THAT ABOUT KNIVES, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT KNIVES TOGETHER ANYMORE THEN. IF YOU'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING, DON'T FUCKING MESS IT UP.

c:

hello!

yes, some people have relationship not vith their hand.

WELL I GUESS I KNOW WHY I'M STUCK WITH MY GODDAMN HAND FOR COMPANY AROUND HERE NOW HUH

I LIKE YOUR MINIGUN BY THE WAY IT'S FUCKING AMAZING

she is very nice, yes? you know just vhat to say to voman, is vonder you vill still be stuck vith only hand. this minigun veighs 150 kilograms and fires 2,400 rounds per minute -- not 10,000, like stupid red heavy calculated, but still good, yes? and vith close enough range, she can turn human being into goulash faster than you can blink! is based on tank-mounted model from --

haha, but you do not need entire technical details...

HEY I'M NOT USUALLY STUCK WITH JUST MY HAND YOU KNOW. USUALLY THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF WOMEN TRYING FOR A SHOT AT A LARGO, AND ME IN PARTICULAR. I JUST UH, DIDN'T REALIZE THE WOMEN AROUND HERE WEREN'T INTO MEN.

DAMN THAT IS A LOT OF GUN. MORE OF A KNIFE MAN MYSELF, BUT THAT IS A NICE FUCKING FIREARM.

not everyone is lesbians! but engineer is vith spy, and demo is vith scout and might explode important part off you, and i am never sure about anything vith sniper but you have been trying it very long time vith her and i think she still likes sheeps better...

OKAY FINE, LESBIANS OR OFF LIMITS OR NOT FUCKING INTO ME. WHAT THE FUCK EVER. THE END RESULT IS THE SAME ON MY END WHICHEVER WAY.

exactly. point is, no boning. except vith knives!

but knives are good. ve can go back to talking about knives!

YEAH, YEAH. I GET IT. ONLY ONE KIND OF BONING.

I DUNNO, I LIKE TO USE KNIVES IN BOTH KINDS OF BONING SO THAT MIGHT NOT BE TOO SMART. I THINK YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT THAT MINIGUN, THOUGH.

haha, yes, minigun! she is named sasha. i modified her myself from soviet tank-model gun. is not really good design for carrying by person, but is okay for me. she fires two-hundred dollar custom-tooled cartridges...

SHIT, THAT'S FROM A TANK? GODDAMN

yes! C:

DAAAAAAMN