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[luigifuckinglargo]

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[zemedic]

So. Except for us losing, that vas a typical battle. Are you frightened yet?

[luigifuckinglargo]

THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKING GREAT! SHOOTING PEOPLE ISN'T MY FAVORITE WAY TO WATCH 'EM DIE, BUT IT'S NOT BAD

[zemedic]

Normally it vouldn't be my favourite either but after so long vith Heavy and her minigun it's grown on me a lot. Next time I'll see if I can take down Spy vith the needlegun. She didn't attempt to get me today... she vas probably busy up in the nest with our Sniper.

[jaratespam]

hey shut it doc

i havent gotten any in a long time ok idk what's up with her

[zemedic]

That's your own fault

I'm not complaining. Any battle vithout her knife is a good one.

[luigifuckinglargo]

SHIT THAT MINIGUN WAS PRETTY FUCKING SWEET TOO

HOW MANY NEEDLES DOES IT USUALLY TAKE TO DOWN SOMEBODY? ASSUMING YOU DON'T GET LIKE A NECK SHOT OR SOMETHING

[jaratespam]

it is /not/ my own fault, she just stopped showing one day and that was the end of that and you have no idea what it's like so can it

[zemedic]

I normally finish off someone who is skulking around looking for the bandages planted on the battlefield so they're not in the best of health. Maybe 2 or 3 clips, vith 30 needles in each.

[zemedic]

Maybe I have her head in my fridge. Like that nightmare Pepe had.

[jaratespam]

do you tho

do you

if you do you should probably tell me bc reasons i have a right to know

[zemedic]

You could go and check.

[luigifuckinglargo]

NEEDLES DON'T REALLY DO MUCH DAMAGE UNLESS YOU PUT SOMETHING EXCITING IN 'EM I GUESS

WHAT ABOUT THAT BONESAW? THAT LOOKS LIKE GODDAMN GOOD TIME AND A HALF

[jaratespam]

no way, last time i found a sandwich that looked like it had been in there for at least a month

does heavy really eat that garbage?

[zemedic]

Haha, normally I'm chasing someone vith the bonesaw. It takes a few hits to down someone unless I get lucky and hit a tendon or muscle. I also have adjustments to the basic bonesaw, vith a large syringe attached. People run avay even faster from those.

[zemedic]

A sandvich vould never be left in there for at least a month. She vould have eaten it, she needs to keep her strength up. Vhat do you have against sandviches?

[jaratespam]

the mayonnaise

it's disgusting :(

[zemedic]

... actually I can't argue much vith you there.

[jaratespam]

how can you even kiss her knowing thats on her breath :( you must really love her, doc

[zemedic]

I do. I really, really do.

[jaratespam]

that's fucking adorable as hell

i'm cryin a single tear here doc

meeeediccccccc

[luigifuckinglargo]

HAHAHAHA FUCK YES THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. CLOSE ENOUGH TO FEEL THE SPLATTER WHEN YOU TEAR INTO THEM! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO CHANGE SHIRTS AFTERWARDS IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT

[jaratespam]

tbh

[zemedic]

Yess, and vhen you turn your wrist so you don't hit bone but go deeper into the body, that feeling of triumph and a job vell done! Though I still prefer the close-up of surgery vhere delicacy and accuracy is vhat's needed instead of strength. To hold such power in a tiny little blade.

[zemedic]

CALL MEDIC OFF THE BATTLEFIELD ONE MORE TIME AND I SVEAR I VILL -

I'm sounding like Engineer and 'need a dispenser here', aren't I.

[jaratespam]

oh come on, i know using the medigun feels just as good for you as it does for the one being healed

don't even pretend you don't like people calling for medic