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[luigifuckinglargo]

OH GOD I FUCKING FEEL LIKE I GOT RUN OVER BY A TRUCK UGH

AT LEAST I FINALLY STOPPED BARFING GODDAMN



BUT NOW I FEEL FUCKING DIZZY INSTEAD GODDAMN IT

Comments

[luigifuckinglargo]

WHOA REALLY??? MAYBE I OUGHTA MAKE YOU GUYS SOME PANFORTE SOMETIME. I DON'T DO A WHOLE LOT OF COOKING BUT I CAN MAKE THAT SHIT NO PROBLEM

[sorryforfovelshucking]

WHERE IS PANFORTE? IS THAT TEUFORT'S SISTER CITY I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT? I HAVE HEARD GOOD THINGS ABOUT ITALIAN FARE, ALTHOUGH NOT AS GOOD AS AMERICAN. YOU WILL MAKE A DELECTABLE MEAL AND I WILL ENJOY IT, THAT IS AN ORDER!

[luigifuckinglargo]

NAH MAN IT'S A CAKE! WITH STUFF IN IT. I HAVEN'T MADE ANY IN FUCKIN' AGES, BUT IT AIN'T THAT HARD. TELL YOU WHAT, AS SOON AS I STOP FEELING LIKE SHIT AND SNIPER GETS HER DAMN SURGERY I'LL MAKE EVERYBODY SOME PANFORTE TO CELEBRATE.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

THAT IS A PROPER SOLDIER'S ATTITUDE, PRIVATE! TAV AND I WILL BUY YOU A ROUND OF BREWS FOR THIS GLORIOUS GIFT OF FORTHCOMING CAKE. I SUPPOSE THE PISS WOMAN CAN HAVE ONE TOO, FOR HER ORDEAL.

[luigifuckinglargo]

AWWW YEAH DRINKS AND PANFORTE! HEY YOU BE NICE TO SNIPER, OR I'LL GIVE HER YOUR SHARE OF PANFORTE.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

ONCE THAT CAKE HAS BEEN ISSUED TO ME I AM AFRAID YOU WILL BE PRYING IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS. I VALUE THE SNIPER'S CONTRIBUTION TO THIS TEAM AS MUCH AS THE NEXT MAGGOT. I JUST FIND THE JAR THING... NOT IN REGULATION.

[heavyweaponsanon]

shooting rocket at feet and flying through air and dragging behind doktor if she uses quickfix also is not in regulations

or it vould not be, if ve had regulations

[sorryforfovelshucking]

AT LEAST MY METHODS ARE SANITARY! YOU NEVER KNOW IF A SPECK OF PISS HAS DOTTED THOSE SANDVICHES YOU LOVE SO MUCH.

[heavyweaponsanon]

ewwwwwwwww

is gross, but is very funny vhen red spy is spychecked by piss!

[sorryforfovelshucking]

THAT I WILL HAVE TO ADMIT IS QUITE COMICAL. ESPECIALLY WHEN HER CIGARETTES GET DOUSED AND SHE LIGHTS ONE OUT OF FORCE OF HABIT. THE LOOK ON HER FACE HAS ME IN STITCHES.

[heavyweaponsanon]

do not stand laughing at spy too long, or her knife in your back vill have you in stitches

[sorryforfovelshucking]

OH CLEVER PUN THERE HEAVY DID TAV TEACH YOU THAT ONE? I REALLY SHOULD GIVE HER A BRIEFING ON THAT. AND IF YOU ARE IMPLYING I WILL BE STRUCK DOWN BY A PATHETIC TOOTHPICK OF A WEAPON, YOU CAN THINK AGAIN.

[heavyweaponsanon]

i have much more to learn from punmaster degroot. is important part of learning english. do not give her "no more puns" briefing or i vill speak commie language forever!

and ve all are backstabbed sometimes. do not deny you are backstabbed too

[luigifuckinglargo]

WAIT YOU DON'T LIKE PUNS

ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SOME FUCKING WORDS ABOUT THIS

[luigifuckinglargo]

HAHAHAHA NICE ONE HEAVY

[zemedic]

Never again

[luigifuckinglargo]

I USED TO THINK IT WAS FUCKING GROSS BUT IT SEEMS TO HAVE GROWN ON ME SOMEHOW

....WAIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG

[sorryforfovelshucking]

YOU TOO? OH LORD PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME YOU WILL BE USING A SECRET INGREDIENT IN THIS CAKE. YOUR FRATERNIZATION WITH THE AUSSIE HAS MADE ME CAUTIOUS.

[luigifuckinglargo]

HELL NO! NO BODILY FLUIDS OF ANY KIND ARE ON THE INGREDIENT LIST THAT'S FUCKING GROSS

[sorryforfovelshucking]

WELL THANKFULLY THAT IS A SENTIMENT THAT YOU AND THE SNIPER AND DOC DO NOT SHARE. I LIKE YOU, SON.

[luigifuckinglargo]

HA! YOU AIN'T HALF BAD YOURSELF

[zemedic]

Rude. I never added blood or bile or lynph or secretions to anyone's food.

[heavyweaponsanon]

so much shouting...

how long has sniper been sick anyvay?

[luigifuckinglargo]

WAY TOO FUCKING LONG

[heavyweaponsanon]

да