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[luigifuckinglargo]

OH GOD I FUCKING FEEL LIKE I GOT RUN OVER BY A TRUCK UGH

AT LEAST I FINALLY STOPPED BARFING GODDAMN



BUT NOW I FEEL FUCKING DIZZY INSTEAD GODDAMN IT

Comments

[luigifuckinglargo]

I BELIEVE YOU CAN SOLDIER ON AND LEARN HOW! MASTERING PUNS WILL ROCKET YOU TO NEW HEIGHTS OF HUMOR.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE TO COURT MARTIAL YOU IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, PRIVATE LARGO. FLORENCE-STANCE, IF YOU KEEP ROME-ING AROUND SPOUTING THIS DRECK I WILL RIP OFF YOUR NAPLES AND SHOVE THEM INTO YOUR EYE SOCKETS. NOW GET OFF MILAN, KID.

[luigifuckinglargo]

HAHAHAHAHA I'M DYIN' HERE

[heavyweaponsanon]

i knew it

[zemedic]

If Italien once I've told you a thousand times

He does not fight for us. He is not a private.

[luigifuckinglargo]

DOC

[zemedic]

Perhaps you could visit Sniper again. She might need some Italiener.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

THIS IS JUST GETTING OUT OF HAND, SON. THAT IS THE WURST PUN I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[luigifuckinglargo]

AW COME ON SOLLY, DON'T BE A BRAT THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THE WURST ONE YOU'BE HEARD

[zemedic]

Ooooh. A 'wurst' pun. Very clever. You should stop trying to be clever or the stress could leave you on a bier.

[luigifuckinglargo]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

[sorryforfovelshucking]

OH I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WOULD BE SUCH A SAUER KRAUT ABOUT IT.

[heavyweaponsanon]

honestly i never sausage bad jokes my entire life

[zemedic]

I suppose I could defer to those Adler than even me.

[luigifuckinglargo]

HAHAHAHA SHE JUST MIGHT

[sorryforfovelshucking]

I SEE YOU, DOC. WHY DO YOU HEAL HIM IF THAT IS THE CASE? HOW DO YOU KNOW HE IS NOT THE FABLED TENTH CLASS?

[zemedic]

The 10th class vas before our time. No-one vill never see the likes of it again.

And besides he's too much like Spy.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

WELL HE'S A BETTER SPY THAN PEPE IS. HE DOES NOT DISGUISE HIMSELF AS FURNITURE AND HE ALSO BAKES CAKE. LET'S HAVE HIM TAKE HIS PLACE.

[zemedic]

Shhhhh ve're not supposed to know names dummkopf

[sorryforfovelshucking]

WELL THAT IS BECOMING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT WHEN HE KEEPS SHOUTING IT TO EVERYBODY! THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A MAN ON THE TEAM.

[zemedic]

... actually I can't disagree vith that.

[luigifuckinglargo]

WHAT TENTH CLASS

[zemedic]

Vell there are 9 of us. Rumour has it that once there was a 10th.