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[luigifuckinglargo]

OH GOD I FUCKING FEEL LIKE I GOT RUN OVER BY A TRUCK UGH

AT LEAST I FINALLY STOPPED BARFING GODDAMN



BUT NOW I FEEL FUCKING DIZZY INSTEAD GODDAMN IT

Comments

[sorryforfovelshucking]

AT LEAST MY METHODS ARE SANITARY! YOU NEVER KNOW IF A SPECK OF PISS HAS DOTTED THOSE SANDVICHES YOU LOVE SO MUCH.

[heavyweaponsanon]

ewwwwwwwww

is gross, but is very funny vhen red spy is spychecked by piss!

[sorryforfovelshucking]

THAT I WILL HAVE TO ADMIT IS QUITE COMICAL. ESPECIALLY WHEN HER CIGARETTES GET DOUSED AND SHE LIGHTS ONE OUT OF FORCE OF HABIT. THE LOOK ON HER FACE HAS ME IN STITCHES.

[heavyweaponsanon]

do not stand laughing at spy too long, or her knife in your back vill have you in stitches

[sorryforfovelshucking]

OH CLEVER PUN THERE HEAVY DID TAV TEACH YOU THAT ONE? I REALLY SHOULD GIVE HER A BRIEFING ON THAT. AND IF YOU ARE IMPLYING I WILL BE STRUCK DOWN BY A PATHETIC TOOTHPICK OF A WEAPON, YOU CAN THINK AGAIN.

[heavyweaponsanon]

i have much more to learn from punmaster degroot. is important part of learning english. do not give her "no more puns" briefing or i vill speak commie language forever!

and ve all are backstabbed sometimes. do not deny you are backstabbed too

[sorryforfovelshucking]

UGH. LIKE HELL I AM SITTING THROUGH ANOTHER RUSSOPHOBIA LECTURE FROM THE DOC.

[heavyweaponsanon]

doktor lectures you for russophobia?

[zemedic]

It's strange, but... somehow you just reminded me of Pyro. Perhaps the Kritzkrieg is leaking fumes again.

[heavyweaponsanon]

hahaha, how do i remind of pyro? be careful vith fumes, you do not vant to be distracted on battlefield by seeing imaginary unicorns or thing like that.

[luigifuckinglargo]

WAIT YOU DON'T LIKE PUNS

ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SOME FUCKING WORDS ABOUT THIS

[sorryforfovelshucking]

THE MILITARY ART OF THE PUN HAS CONTINUED TO ELUDE ME NO MATTER HOW MUCH TAV HAS TRIED TO INSTRUCT ME. THERE IS A GRUDGE THERE, BUT I AM CERTAIN IT CAN BE OVERCOME WITH ENOUGH FIGHT POWER.

[luigifuckinglargo]

I BELIEVE YOU CAN SOLDIER ON AND LEARN HOW! MASTERING PUNS WILL ROCKET YOU TO NEW HEIGHTS OF HUMOR.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE TO COURT MARTIAL YOU IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, PRIVATE LARGO. FLORENCE-STANCE, IF YOU KEEP ROME-ING AROUND SPOUTING THIS DRECK I WILL RIP OFF YOUR NAPLES AND SHOVE THEM INTO YOUR EYE SOCKETS. NOW GET OFF MILAN, KID.

[luigifuckinglargo]

HAHAHAHAHA I'M DYIN' HERE

[heavyweaponsanon]

i knew it

[zemedic]

If Italien once I've told you a thousand times

He does not fight for us. He is not a private.

[luigifuckinglargo]

DOC

[zemedic]

Perhaps you could visit Sniper again. She might need some Italiener.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

THIS IS JUST GETTING OUT OF HAND, SON. THAT IS THE WURST PUN I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[sorryforfovelshucking]

I SEE YOU, DOC. WHY DO YOU HEAL HIM IF THAT IS THE CASE? HOW DO YOU KNOW HE IS NOT THE FABLED TENTH CLASS?

[zemedic]

The 10th class vas before our time. No-one vill never see the likes of it again.

And besides he's too much like Spy.

[luigifuckinglargo]

WHAT TENTH CLASS

[luigifuckinglargo]

HAHAHAHA NICE ONE HEAVY

[heavyweaponsanon]

am here all veek! maybe all year... maybe all century...

remember to tip vaiter!