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A boning knife is a type of kitchen knife with a sharp point and narrow blade. It is used in food preparation for removing the bones of poultry, meat, and fish. Generally 12 cm to 17 cm (5 to 6 ½ in) in length (although many brands, such as Samoan Cutlery, have been known to extend out up to 9 ½ inches) it features a very narrow blade. Boning knives are not as "thick" as some of other popular kitchen/butcher knives, as this makes precision boning, especially in deep cuts and holes, much less difficult. A stiff boning knife is good for boning beef and pork, but a very flexible boning knife is preferred for poultry and fish.[1].

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it is so

and then ofc i guess it's pretty easy to make you speechless, which isn't the same but takes much less effort

MAYBE YOU SHOULD PROVE IT

WHY THE FUCK DID THIS POST TWICE

maybe i should, maybe i should just put my money where my mouth is ~~or your mouth where my mouth is~~ because you are irritating my hangover something fierce

My my, vhat vould your RED Sniper say if he saw this?

is that a bloody blackmail threat

It's a genuine question. I couldn't get close enough to tell him vithout being sniped if I vanted to.

what are you even doing down here

if you say it's because you heard yelling i might scream

this isnt even what it looks like, anyway

doktor, vhat are you doing? maybe you should leave sniper alone now...

I vas valking past. Leonardo and Curie seemed a little frightened so I vas trying to soothe them. Here they are, poor babies.

aw, poor birdies... good little birds. should teach archimedes to behave.

maybe they are not used to luigi yelling? and... sniper yelling? is no vonder birdies are scared.

Here, you take them. Louis is still around here somevhere, I thought I'd have a quick look around for him but he'll come back at bedtime.

oh, okay. good birds... you are not even scared at all, yes?

louis vas probably scared by sniper and luigi yelling. mostly luigi. am sure he vill come back... usually they do.

Usually yes. He's probably just hiding somevhere because it's funny. If he vere actually scared he'd come to me.

Shall ve go, then? I have some ideas about adjusting the Uber technology, I vanted to get your thoughts.

yes, i think is time to leave alone vhatever sniper and luigi are doing over there. it vas looking like it vould not happen vith them, but i think sniper is just little bit slow vith catching up to things happening sometimes.

...should i be scared of vhat you are doing vith uber? not that i vill, of course.

WELLLLLLLL if you want my mouth to do something specific, you're gonna have to give me some deets

so now you stop yelling, huh. you better brace those vocal chords, mate, because i think you'll be starting up again soon

yeah well, i didn't think you'd appreciate me yelling right in your ear... at this particular moment anyway.

at this moment, i feel as though i'd appreciate almost anything you'd care to do

now that is a dangerous thing to say to me...

well as truckie would say, this ain't mah first rodayo

yeah we were talking about that yesterday weren't we

crikey, i'm gonna need to see that boning knife of yours in the next minute or i might actually die

is there somewhere around here your teammates don't constantly burst in and interrupt