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[luigifuckinglargo]

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[luigifuckinglargo]

HAHAHAHA YOU GOT THAT RIGHT

[zemedic]

JOKE'S OVER NOW

I VILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

[zemedic]

...

I'm going to vash my birds.

[jaratespam]

maybe you could try murder by boning

[zemedic]

I ALREADY TRIED THAT

[jaratespam]

teamkill is off drongo ofc you couldnt kill me

[heavyweaponsanon]

english! you are telling me :C

but...

i vill be honest, vas very funny.

[zemedic]

Hmph.

I'll need your help then. To get images of 'boning' a man out of my head.

[luigifuckinglargo]

OKAY I'M BACK.

[jaratespam]

that was a long piss break there mate maybe you ought to learn jarate too

[luigifuckinglargo]

PISS BREAK, SURE.

[heavyweaponsanon]

haha, yes. is too much of wrong kinds of boning... not enough right kind, yes?

[jaratespam]

i mean christ did everything come out ok or what

pyro's gonna be fucking livid if you didnt light a match after

[zemedic]

Not enough right kind vith you.

[luigifuckinglargo]

...

YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW.

[jaratespam]

i thoguht you just shitted you a minute ago, i'm not shitting anything now

[luigifuckinglargo]

I CAN'T EVEN TELL IF YOU'RE JOKING OR NOT AT THIS POINT

[jaratespam]

i'm a fucking professional i never joke and even if i did piss is no laughing matter. it's laughing at bathroom humor that might get you killed by a jarate master someday

[luigifuckinglargo]

SHEESH OKAY


I WAS FUCKING JERKING OFF IN THERE. ONLY SO MUCH OF THAT KNIFE AND BONING TALK I COULD LISTEN TO, YOU KNOW

[jaratespam]

oh

you're kind of twitchy aren't you? you'll have to be a little more stoic on the battlefield, can't go in with that attitude

(and i hope you cleaned up, because if you didn't scout might start slinging that crap around at the REDs again)

[luigifuckinglargo]

TWITCHY?!

UGH OF COURSE I FUCKING CLEANED UP. JESUS.

MIGHT START SLINGING-- WHAT THE FUCK

[jaratespam]

twitchy, yeah. save it for shower time, mate.

scout's jealous of RED scout, who manufactures his own, so for awhile when our spy was unpartnered she was sneaking around with a collection bottle because he's so stupid he didn't even notice

now that our spy's partnered up, scout's been carrying bonk! onto the battlefield again but i can tell she's still envious of the RED scout, especially when we use robots. it's a prime way to slow the buggers down.

[zemedic]

You may have realised by now that Sniper throws jars of her urine at enemies on the battlefield.

[luigifuckinglargo]

HEY I WATCHED THAT WHOLE DAMN FIGHT AND THEN FOUND THAT KNIFE AND THEN HAD TO LISTEN TO ALL THAT OTHER TALK. CUT ME SOME FUCKING SLACK HERE

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN GET THE IDEA TO THROW JIZZ IN THE FIRST PACE, CHRIST. SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING PAVI'D DO, THAT FUCKING PERVERT.

[jaratespam]

hey come on now doc that's not fair

it's a legitimate real martial art with a legitimate real how to pamphlet /not to mention/ i destroyed my kidneys for my art