Date: 2012-10-30 05:24 am (UTC)
jaratespam: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaratespam
oh

you're kind of twitchy aren't you? you'll have to be a little more stoic on the battlefield, can't go in with that attitude

(and i hope you cleaned up, because if you didn't scout might start slinging that crap around at the REDs again)

Date: 2012-10-30 05:34 am (UTC)
jaratespam: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaratespam
twitchy, yeah. save it for shower time, mate.

scout's jealous of RED scout, who manufactures his own, so for awhile when our spy was unpartnered she was sneaking around with a collection bottle because he's so stupid he didn't even notice

now that our spy's partnered up, scout's been carrying bonk! onto the battlefield again but i can tell she's still envious of the RED scout, especially when we use robots. it's a prime way to slow the buggers down.

Date: 2012-10-30 05:44 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jaratespam
there's no slack on the battlefield, /maggot/

as for the mad milk, if it works it works. we all have improvised weapons at some point or another but i think scout's the only one who's taken to making biohazards out of someone else's body fluids. she crossed a line in all our books, mate

Date: 2012-10-30 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zemedic
You may have realised by now that Sniper throws jars of her urine at enemies on the battlefield.

Date: 2012-10-30 05:41 am (UTC)
jaratespam: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaratespam
hey come on now doc that's not fair

it's a legitimate real martial art with a legitimate real how to pamphlet /not to mention/ i destroyed my kidneys for my art

Date: 2012-10-30 05:45 am (UTC)
jaratespam: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaratespam
well, yes, i've gotten good at jarate and i'd like to keep up the art, but lately it's been a weird color and my back's always hurting

Date: 2012-10-30 05:47 am (UTC)
jaratespam: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaratespam
says the man who sprays it at a little bit of knife comparison talk

i'm surprised you've never fought with a bayonet for your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness because you sure are a fucking minuteman

Date: 2012-10-30 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zemedic
He has been suddenly thrown on a team of 8 woman who are and have been in various relationships. Not counting your Spy of course. Isn't that the fantasy of a lot of men? Even your mustached countrymen?

Date: 2012-10-30 05:52 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jaratespam
i wouldn't know, i don't tend to ask mundy what he likes or is interested in

but if this is what all men are like, heavy is right, they're sexual /babies/

Date: 2012-10-30 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zemedic
Ha, I do agree vith you about the good looking vomen vith knives and guns.

You've met my fiancee, you know. She's the one vith the minigun.

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Date: 2012-10-30 06:02 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] heavyweaponsanon
c:

hello!

yes, some people have relationship not vith their hand.

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Date: 2012-10-30 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zemedic
Sniper disagrees just to be disagreeable.

Date: 2012-10-30 05:57 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jaratespam
i reckoned you had a hard time locating monsieur blu's viagra stash

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