i'm a fucking professional i never joke and even if i did piss is no laughing matter. it's laughing at bathroom humor that might get you killed by a jarate master someday
scout's jealous of RED scout, who manufactures his own, so for awhile when our spy was unpartnered she was sneaking around with a collection bottle because he's so stupid he didn't even notice
now that our spy's partnered up, scout's been carrying bonk! onto the battlefield again but i can tell she's still envious of the RED scout, especially when we use robots. it's a prime way to slow the buggers down.
as for the mad milk, if it works it works. we all have improvised weapons at some point or another but i think scout's the only one who's taken to making biohazards out of someone else's body fluids. she crossed a line in all our books, mate
He has been suddenly thrown on a team of 8 woman who are and have been in various relationships. Not counting your Spy of course. Isn't that the fantasy of a lot of men? Even your mustached countrymen?
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:08 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:12 am (UTC)pyro's gonna be fucking livid if you didnt light a match after
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:14 am (UTC)YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW.
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:22 am (UTC)I WAS FUCKING JERKING OFF IN THERE. ONLY SO MUCH OF THAT KNIFE AND BONING TALK I COULD LISTEN TO, YOU KNOW
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you're kind of twitchy aren't you? you'll have to be a little more stoic on the battlefield, can't go in with that attitude
(and i hope you cleaned up, because if you didn't scout might start slinging that crap around at the REDs again)
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:29 am (UTC)UGH OF COURSE I FUCKING CLEANED UP. JESUS.
MIGHT START SLINGING-- WHAT THE FUCK
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:34 am (UTC)scout's jealous of RED scout, who manufactures his own, so for awhile when our spy was unpartnered she was sneaking around with a collection bottle because he's so stupid he didn't even notice
now that our spy's partnered up, scout's been carrying bonk! onto the battlefield again but i can tell she's still envious of the RED scout, especially when we use robots. it's a prime way to slow the buggers down.
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:40 am (UTC)WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN GET THE IDEA TO THROW JIZZ IN THE FIRST PACE, CHRIST. SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING PAVI'D DO, THAT FUCKING PERVERT.
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:44 am (UTC)as for the mad milk, if it works it works. we all have improvised weapons at some point or another but i think scout's the only one who's taken to making biohazards out of someone else's body fluids. she crossed a line in all our books, mate
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:48 am (UTC)YEAH OKAY FINE, BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING GROSS.
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-30 05:41 am (UTC)it's a legitimate real martial art with a legitimate real how to pamphlet /not to mention/ i destroyed my kidneys for my art
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:42 am (UTC)SO YOU COULD THROW MORE PISS AT PEOPLE?
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i'm surprised you've never fought with a bayonet for your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness because you sure are a fucking minuteman
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Date: 2012-10-30 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-30 05:52 am (UTC)but if this is what all men are like, heavy is right, they're sexual /babies/
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