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I'M SORRY I WAS THINKING ABOUT DISMEMBERING AGAIN

its a nice thought isnt it? i think you've got the hang of this merc thing

IT'S A GREAT THOUGHT

SPEAKING OF GREAT THOUGHTS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FUCKING THING: http://i.imgur.com/wNsXO.jpg

I NEED IT. FOR THINGS.

i hope you take that out on the battlefield some day and carve some REDs up

but go easy on their sniper ok?

FUCK, MY FINGERS ARE ITCHING AND EVERYTHING

FUCK I NEED A KNIFE LIKE THAT

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

my knife is a beaut but i think that one is even better

OH FUCK THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT IS IT YOU HAVE, A KUKRI? SHIT

UH

FUCK

i've de-spined and butterflied countless incarnations of RED spy with this knife

it's my most trusted companion

You boned her vith the knife? I approve.

i sure did, i've boned her all over pretty much every battelfield we've been part of

You have time to bone on the battlefield? Vhat about the little fiddly bits? A proper boning is delicate vork.

there's no real delicate bits to boning the spy

a quick slash up and down and bam, you're done. i think you put too much thought into things, doc.

That's just a quick kill! Not that that's a bad thing but I boned someone and left them alive after. That's doing it properly.

I UH

UH

Vhat? I've done it.

WHICH KIND OF BONING THOUGH?

I MEAN EITHER IS HOT, BUT... OR WAIT. WAAAAAAAIT. BOTH AT ONCE? I UH

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I

...FUCK

crikey luigi you've lost your tongue

it's almost as though someone's cut it out

JESUS CHRIST THIS CONVERSATION IS GONNA KILL ME

hey don't throw a wobbly there, if you want to try boning sometime i'd be happy to show you a thing or two once engie gets you in the system

spy's an easy first candidate

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... vhy's that? You look a little red but nothing fatal ye.t.

There's protection in the infirmary.

hey

what did you requisition that for? since when? is this one of those weird robopocalypse stockpiling fits you keep having?

It vas here vhen I moved in actually. Occasionally some of it reaches an expiry date and I get new shipments.

Don't tell Scout or Pyro or there'll ve endless vater balloon fights.