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my knife is a beaut but i think that one is even better

OH FUCK THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT IS IT YOU HAVE, A KUKRI? SHIT

UH

FUCK

i've de-spined and butterflied countless incarnations of RED spy with this knife

it's my most trusted companion

You boned her vith the knife? I approve.

i sure did, i've boned her all over pretty much every battelfield we've been part of

You have time to bone on the battlefield? Vhat about the little fiddly bits? A proper boning is delicate vork.

there's no real delicate bits to boning the spy

a quick slash up and down and bam, you're done. i think you put too much thought into things, doc.

That's just a quick kill! Not that that's a bad thing but I boned someone and left them alive after. That's doing it properly.

I UH

UH

Vhat? I've done it.

WHICH KIND OF BONING THOUGH?

I MEAN EITHER IS HOT, BUT... OR WAIT. WAAAAAAAIT. BOTH AT ONCE? I UH

Vhat? You know another vay to bone?

I GUESS THAT DOESN'T TRANSLATE. IT'S SLANG FOR FUCKING.

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i vould not be surprised if he knows many vays to bone!

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I

...FUCK

crikey luigi you've lost your tongue

it's almost as though someone's cut it out

JESUS CHRIST THIS CONVERSATION IS GONNA KILL ME

hey don't throw a wobbly there, if you want to try boning sometime i'd be happy to show you a thing or two once engie gets you in the system

spy's an easy first candidate

OKAY NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING TEASING ME

...I'LL BE BACK.

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Vhy vould he vant to be boned in the first place? I lost my license for boning the vrong person at the vrong time. Though if he vants I von't turn down the opportunity.

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... vhy's that? You look a little red but nothing fatal ye.t.

There's protection in the infirmary.

hey

what did you requisition that for? since when? is this one of those weird robopocalypse stockpiling fits you keep having?

It vas here vhen I moved in actually. Occasionally some of it reaches an expiry date and I get new shipments.

Don't tell Scout or Pyro or there'll ve endless vater balloon fights.