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Haha, normally I'm chasing someone vith the bonesaw. It takes a few hits to down someone unless I get lucky and hit a tendon or muscle. I also have adjustments to the basic bonesaw, vith a large syringe attached. People run avay even faster from those.

HAHAHAHA FUCK YES THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. CLOSE ENOUGH TO FEEL THE SPLATTER WHEN YOU TEAR INTO THEM! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO CHANGE SHIRTS AFTERWARDS IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT

tbh

I'M SORRY I WAS THINKING ABOUT DISMEMBERING AGAIN

its a nice thought isnt it? i think you've got the hang of this merc thing

IT'S A GREAT THOUGHT

SPEAKING OF GREAT THOUGHTS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FUCKING THING: http://i.imgur.com/wNsXO.jpg

I NEED IT. FOR THINGS.

i hope you take that out on the battlefield some day and carve some REDs up

but go easy on their sniper ok?

FUCK, MY FINGERS ARE ITCHING AND EVERYTHING

FUCK I NEED A KNIFE LIKE THAT

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

my knife is a beaut but i think that one is even better

OH FUCK THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT IS IT YOU HAVE, A KUKRI? SHIT

UH

FUCK

i've de-spined and butterflied countless incarnations of RED spy with this knife

it's my most trusted companion

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There's protection in the infirmary.

hey

what did you requisition that for? since when? is this one of those weird robopocalypse stockpiling fits you keep having?

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Yess, and vhen you turn your wrist so you don't hit bone but go deeper into the body, that feeling of triumph and a job vell done! Though I still prefer the close-up of surgery vhere delicacy and accuracy is vhat's needed instead of strength. To hold such power in a tiny little blade.

FUCK. YES.

THINK I'M GONNA NEED ME A BONESAW. FOR UH. STUFF. LATER.

YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WORK AFTER YOU GET OUTTA THIS PLACE, GENECO COULD PROBABLY USE YOU AS A REPO MAN. OR A surGEN I GUESS, BUT I THINK YOU'D LIKE THE REPO WORK BETTER THOUGH TO BE HONEST.

Could your Gene Co pay as much as the Manns? I am a mercenary, after all, as vell as a doctor. Vas a doctor. It still counts.

WELL I OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE PAYING YOU, BUT WE PAY OUR REPO MEN REALLY FUCKING WELL OKAY. GIVEN THE QUALIFICATIONS WE'D HAVE TO. CAN'T MAKE PEOPLE GO OFF TO MED SCHOOL AND THEN NOT FUCKING PAY THEM.

Repo and needing to be a doctor. Repo. ... I don't actually know this vord. What do they do?

SHORT FOR REPOSSESSION. WHEN OUR CUSTOMERS CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THEIR PAYMENTS WE SEND OUT REPO MEN TO COLLECT THE ORGANS. GOTTA HAVE THE MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE NOT TO FUCK UP THE PARTS YOU'RE BRINGING BACK EH?

maybe this vould be difficult to get used to if you usually are using respawn and medigun. not that medigun is alvays help. somehow doktor can make organs explode vith medigun!

is not so good, if it is your organs she is exploding...

... haha vhen did this happen?

oh, no, doktor!

feels like only other day ve have cake and sing for your fortyhmmsomething birthday, and now you are already old lady and forget things! is sad day...

ORGANS... EXPLODING? DAMN THAT SOUNDS HILARIOUS

~~It was actually quite vorrying, her heart just exploded in my hands~~

That never happened.

is very hilarious, so long as they are other person's organs! but poor doktor, she does not remember hilarious exploding organs...