i'm a fucking professional i never joke and even if i did piss is no laughing matter. it's laughing at bathroom humor that might get you killed by a jarate master someday
Vhy vould he vant to be boned in the first place? I lost my license for boning the vrong person at the vrong time. Though if he vants I von't turn down the opportunity.
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spy's an easy first candidate
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...I'LL BE BACK.
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i was about to instuct you now you'll never know how to do it properly and you're going to get yourself blown down into a puddle
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pyro's gonna be fucking livid if you didnt light a match after
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YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW.
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I WAS FUCKING JERKING OFF IN THERE. ONLY SO MUCH OF THAT KNIFE AND BONING TALK I COULD LISTEN TO, YOU KNOW
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FUCKING ENGLISH
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but...
i vill be honest, vas very funny.
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I'll need your help then. To get images of 'boning' a man out of my head.
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YEAH, I'LL BE BACK IN A WHILE.
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I VILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
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